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SIMPLY SUPERB !!! SPEND ONLY Rs 250 & BECOME A RICH MAN VERY SHORTLY

Invest Rs 250/- Only Earn Daily Unbelievable


Do you want to Own your dream home? Do you want to Own your dream car? What are you waiting for? Anybody will think twice before investing their hard earned money in any venture. But if you are told that you will get millions in 60 days, will you will believe it? But it is absolutely true!!. Can you spare the amount of a good meal (Rs. 250) and half an hour? Then read this and do it. And see the results within 10 days.


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Be Indian Millionare with low investment Of Rs. 250/- Earn through' Internet with very low investment Of Rs. 250/- This is only for people within India. *Please read this thoroughly, fully and carefully as each and every word from first to last will certainly change your life. THIS CAN REALLY MAKE YOU EASY MONEY! BUT YOU HAVE TO TRY A LITTLE FOR IT TO WORK !


This is your ladder to success, happiness and luxury. Now you can get anything that you had dreamt of getting. Get yourself involved and reap the rewards on becoming a millionaire. A few weeks back, I was browsing through newsgroup, just like you are, Invest only Rs 250/- "EARN GOOD MONEY FROM HOME" now and came across an article similar to this that said, you could make Lakhs of Rupees within weeks with only an initial investment of Rs.250 ! So I thought, "OK, right, this must be a scam", but like most of us, I was curious, so I kept reading. Anyway, it said that you send Rs.50 to the Main Database Address stated below and to each of the other 4 sub addresses stated in the article.
You then delete the name and address in the #1 and move the other four addresses up, that is 4 becomes 3, 3 becomes 2, 2 becomes 1. Now #4 will be blank. Place your own name and address in the bottom of the list at #4, and post this article in at least 200 newsgroups. (There are about a million) No doubt, that was it. So after thinking it over, I thought about trying it. I figured what have I got to lose is just 5 stamps and Rs.250, right? Then I invested the measly Rs.250. Well GUESS WHAT HAPPENED? Within 7 days...., I started getting money in the mail! I was shocked! I figured it would end soon, but the money just kept coming in. In my first week, I made about Rs.1250, which is five times the money I invested. By the end of second week I had made a total over Rs.25,000 in the third week I had over Rs.250,000.00 and it's still growing. This is now my fourth week and I have made a total of just over 16,00,000.00 and it's still coming in rapidly. It's Certainly worth Rs.250, and 5
stamps, I have spent more than that on the lottery, but I never got anything back. Let me tell you how this works and most importantly, why it works. Here is a Step by step instruction of what you have to do:


STEP 1: Get 5 separate pieces of paper and write the following on each piece of paper "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST." And then write your Email Id, Name and Address. Now get 5 FIFTY RUPEE NOTES and place ONE inside EACH of the 5 pieces of paper so the NOTES will not be seen through the envelope to prevent thievery. (For Safety, use BROWN Paper envelope) What you are doing is creating a service by this. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL ! Mail the 5 Envelopes to the following addresses:


Main Database Address (Don't Delete or Change it) :
P Sinha, 2-C, Gulmarg, Anushaktinagar, Mumbai – 400094


Sub Addresses:
1) Akanksha Shrivastav, B-4 / 11, Avishkar CO-OP HSG. Society, Sukapur,
New Panvel- 410206, (Maharashtra)


2) Kundan S. , 2-C, Gulmarg, Anushaktinagar, Mumbai-400094 (India)


3) Shashi Bhushan, Heavy Water Board, 5th floor, V.S. Bhavan,
Anushaktinagar, Mumbai- 400094

4) Mrs.Meenakshi Khadanga,C/O.R.P.Khadanga,Plot No-85,
At - Aurobinda Nagar-2 , P.O. - Berhampur - 760001 ,
Dist:Ganjam , Orissa(India)



STEP 2: Now go to SUB ADDRESSES and take the #1 name off (delete) the list that you see above, move the other names up (4 becomes 3, 3 becomes 2 and 2 becomes no. 1) Now add YOUR Name and Address as number 4 on the list. Remember, that you don't change the Main Database Address.


STEP 3: Change only the names and address as in step 2 and keep this article as original. Now, post your amended article to minimum 200 newsgroups. (There are nearly 25,000 newsgroups (we will provide you 200)) All you need is 200, but remember, the more you post, and the more money you make!


STEP 4: Send an E-mail to: > shbh3010@yahoo.com with the subject "Include Me in Main Database" and with the Description "I have sent to you and to the other 4 up-line members a sum of Rupees fifty each by Post / Courier." Send this mail only after you have sent postal mail / courier with money to the main member and to the other 4 Up-line members.


STEP 5: You will receive a message from shbh3010@yahoo.com within a couple of days at your mailbox stating that, "You have been added to our temporary database. And we will, i) Include you in our Main Database, ii) Send you a list of Newsgroups where you can post the Message, iii) Send you instruction on how to post the Message, iv) Send you details about other data entry, transcription, back-office, free subscription earning programs, online trades, businesses and about other projects on Net and offline as and when it is available and other details, after making necessary cross-checks and after confirming the receipt of postal mail/courier from you. If you do not get any reply from us, even after 12 days from the date of sending Postal Mail/Courier, send a mail to shbh3010@yahoo.com with the subject 'No Reply from your side'. We would take necessary actions immediately. Even there is delay in replying, you can start posting the ad (to your already known email addresses & newsgroups)
immediately after sending the money to all 5 members


DIRECTIONS >>> HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS?


Step 1) You do not need to re-type this entire letter to do your own posting. Simply put your cursor any where in this letter and press "ctrl + A" Key to select all text in this letter, then, 'copy' from the edit menu. This will copy the entire letter into the computer memory.


Step 2) Open a blank 'notepad' file and place your cursor at the top of the blank page. From the 'edit' menu select 'paste'. This will paste a copy of the letter into notepad so that you can add your name to the list at position #4.


Step 3) Again Go to 'edit' menu, check whether there is a tick-mark near 'word wrap'. If there is no tick-mark click it. On clicking 'word wrap' a small tick-mark will appear near it. If there is no tick-mark near the 'word wrap' property, you could not read the file easily. The contents will not be wrapped as per the size of the notepad window. It may go beyond the window size and would make it difficult for you to read and edit.


Step 4) Save your new notepad file as a .txt file, at safe and easy to find place. If you want to do your postings in different sittings, you'll always have this file to go back to.


Step 5) We will send you a list of Newsgroups, forums, and boards to Post this Message and other instructions and help on how to post the message, on the confirmation of your Postal Mail/Courier. This would take 1 week or 10 days approximately. In the mean time you want to post the message yourself you can do so. You have to find out the Newsgroups Yourself. Use Internet explorer or Netscape and try searching for various newsgroups (on-line forums, message boards, chat sites, discussions.) But, remember that you must post the message only after sending the postal mail/courier with money. And remember that you should not post messages in any banned sites. (Banned sites are those websites meant for particular group of people or for a particular product or category like cell phone, fish, dog, horse, sports, games, education etc., Also don't post any message in any Government Sites and also in Network Sites. Network sites often end with .net or .org etc., You will get detailed message
about this from Mr. P Sinha after the receipt of your Postal Mail/Courier by him)


Step 6) Visit these message boards and post this article. There will be a button named "Post Ad" or "Post Ads" or "Post free Ads" or "List Ads" or "Post Message" in the message boards and forums. After clicking that button you will be asked for details and you will have to fill it up. Usually you will be asked for the following things. Name: (Type your Name) Address: (Type your Address) Company Name: (Type your Name itself.) Company Add. : (Type your Address itself.) Email Id: (Type your Email-Id.) Heading or Title: ("EARN GOOD MONEY FROM HOME" or "WE MAKE YOU A MILLIONAIRE" or "MAKE MILLIONS WITHIN DAYS" or "WORK FROM HOME".) Type any one of this in the Heading or Title box. Text or Message or Description: Select this page fully and copy it and then paste it on the message or description box. Copy this page only after Suggested Changes (i.e. Copy it after you remove #1 Change # 2 to # 3 one step up, and include your Name and Address as #4) Remember, the more newsgroups you post in,
the more money you make! But you have to post a minimum of 200. That's it! You will begin receiving money within days! You may eventually rent a P.O. Box due to the large amount of mail you will receive. If you wish to stay anonymous, you can invent a name to use, as long as the postman will deliver it. **JUST MAKE SURE ALL THE ADDRESSES ARE CORRECT. **


NOW THE QUESTION HOUR:
1) Why should I post to 200 Newsgroups? It is Compulsory? Out of 200 postings, say you receive only 5% response that is 10 replies (a very low example). So then you make Rs 500 with your name at #4 on the letter. Now, each of the 10 persons who just sent you Rs 50.00 each, make the MINIMUM 200 postings, each with your name at #4 and only 10 persons respond to each of the original 10, that is another Rs.5,000 for you. Now those 10 each make 200 MINIMUM posts with your name at #3 and only 10 get replies each, It will bring in an additional Rs.50,000! Now, those 10 persons turn around and post the MINIMUM 200 with your name at #2 and only receive 5% replies each, you will make an additional Rs.5, 00,000! OK, now here is the fun part, each of those 10 persons post a MINIMUM 200 letters with your name at #1 and they only receive 5% replies that is 10 replies each, that just made you Rs 50,00,000!!! A MILLIONAIRE! That is YOU!!! And all this with only 5% response. Imagine in case you
post in more than 200 newsgroups


2 ) Do you think that this Program will Work? And can I also be a Millionaire? The thing to remember is, that thousands of people all over the world are joining the Internet daily and reading these articles everyday, JUST LIKE YOU are now!! Reports have said, that nearly 30,000 Indians join every day in the Internet. Out of that nearly more than 60% of people are joining in Internet only in search of earning opportunities. So you have a very good background to work on. We have a lot of potential to earn. Another Report says that Internet users are increasing 5 times more every year. I have analyzed all the reports and surveys and they all answer only in favor of us. Further Spending Rs.250 plus and some money on mailing 5 envelopes are really easy for many of us. We don't demand Rupees 5,000 or 2,000 or 1,000 or 500 like others do. Apart from all this, I have made Rs.32,000 within a month. So you can join us without any hesitation and I am sure that you will also be a millionaire
soon.


3) What if the plan stops and no one sends you the money? A good question. Well, this will never happen. Unemployment increases day-by-day. Inflation increases day-by-day. Prices increase day-by-day. In the same manner people tries to increase their income day-by-day. A survey has revealed that nearly 63% of housewives, 55% of Retired people, 72% of students and 75% of workers are in search for an extra income, that they can earn at their leisure hours. But, they could not join many of the programs because of its cost. I'm sure that they will certainly join in our program. Soon after joining this program, you will understand that India is still a land of opportunity.


4) What are the benefits I'm getting by joining this program? You get many benefits by joining this program. They are:
I) you can earn a lot by your down-line members of this program. II) Your Email Id, Name and Address will be included in the main database maintained by Mr. Bharath. III) As a member of the main database you will get information's and reports about new jobs and business opportunities on Net and offline. This will include new business opportunities in Data Entry, Typing Jobs, Data Transcription, Data Warehousing, Email Processing, Programming, Referral Programs, Money making opportunities, Work from Home Projects and so on. IV) By joining in any of the above said programs (e.g., Data Entry), you can make an million. V) You will receive these reports as and when the opportunities are available. And its left up to you to join or not. Some may require investment and some may not.


5) What will happen if anybody alters the Names in the list dishonestly? Don't worry about that. This is a full-proof plan. We have a specialized system of program for tracking the members, their down-line and the direction in which it moves on. So, it is Very easy for us to find out any sudden deviations in it. Further, we have a system of making cross-checks periodically. So any Malpractice's can be found out easily. And again, we have another system to check whether the newly joined member have sent the payment to his/her up-line member. WARNING: Any body that tries to do any misrepresentation, malpractices and miss- conduct will immediately be terminated from the main database and will be added to the offensive database maintained. By the termination from main database, the person will no longer receive any information or reports from the Main Member. Further, by including the person in offensive database, he/she could never become a member of this program or any other program we
sponsor in future. Apart from this, we would take legal actions against him/her and would try to punish him/her to the maximum extent possible under law. Some People have tried to put their friends/relatives names on all five thinking that they could get all the money. But it does not work this way. They were all terminated from the Main database and have added up to the offensive database. Apart from this, the system is tested and designed in such a manner that it will not work if it is altered. So do not try to change anything other than what is instructed, because if you do, it will not work for you. Remember don't loose a million for the sake of just 10 Rupees.


6) What about taxes and other things? It's all left up to you and you have to deal it.


7) I from so and so... Can I join this Program? This program is meant for people within India. You can be from any part of India. Note: We will send you a list of Newsgroups (web sites), forums, and boards to Post this Message and other instructions and help on how to post the message, only after the confirmation of your Postal Mail/Courier to six peoples. So, don't miss your chance.


*** Wishing you good luck ***

Let's Laugh:Joke

LET'S LAUGH : JOKE

Once some American astronauts went to space in a space vehicle .They decided to note down all their observations ,readings,conclusions etc. on a paper .But LO!!.The pen didn't work.They went back to earth and started working actively towards inventing a pen which could be used to write in space.It took many years of research and millions of dollars were spent and finally atlast the american scientists successfully invented one such pen.
Well this was what the Americans did.But then what did the Russian scientists do in such a situation?
Well the Russians used a pencil!!!!!!!!!!.Ha!Ha!Ha!